Fani Willis Tells Jim Jordan To Eff Off, But Professionally

Fani Willis sent a reply to Rep. Gym Jordan, who as you may recall has been harassing Willis, and threatening to conduct investigations, and demanding information.

Shorter Fani: Eff-off, shower boy.

Longer Fani is here.

My favorite parts begins on page 5, and this is just delicious (emphasis mine):

“While settled constitutional law clearly permits me to ignore your unjustified and illegal intrusion into an open state criminal prosecution…”

I’m not even sure that is a veiled threat, or that Gym is smart enough to know what he just read.

And this is another passage that reads like the worst annual performance review:

Your letter makes clear that you lack a basic understanding of the law, its practice, and the ethical obligations of attorneys generally and prosecutors specifically.

There’s a section titled, Below are Suggestions for Productive Activity by the U.S. House Judiciary Committee.

Fani Willis wrestles the ol’ Gym Coach to the mat. The whole thing is a delight.

Republished with permission from Mock Paper Scissors.

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